Yeah, you’re walking around acting like a real man, but girls like me know better. I know what a tiny little dicklet you’re packing in your pants and the world will too, soon enough. Why’s that, you ask? Well I told all my friends and they’ll tell two friends and soon everyone will know what a pathetic peenie you have! Sound familiar? I thought as much. It’s happened to you before, hasn’t it? The guys in the locker room couldn’t keep their mouth’s shut about your abysmal little dicklet. They told their girlfriends and suddenly you’re a pariah… well except when they’re all doling out small penis humiliation… you know, the very thing you deserve?

So why not embrace your extreme humiliation? Why not just go with it? The only attention women will EVER pay to your worthless worm is through the laughter it inspires. Don’t be expecting pity fucks, sympathy blowjobs or even a sad little handjob (or would that be a fingerbang?). Those situations only exist in the minds of little dicked wanker boys who think they have a chance in hell of getting some. We know you know better, now don’t we? You aren’t fit to fuck. The best you can hope for is to become a cuckold hubby to a woman who understands that little dicklets deserve a lifetime of femdom humiliation. Learn to love the feeling of cockmockery… because it’s all you’re going to get. It’s all you’ve ever gotten… and I don’t see things changing. Forget penis enlargement pills and all the quackery that entails, it’s not going to work… you’ll be wanking forever… and I for one find that hilarious.

You know you want to confess your lack of penis, so call MsLauren tonight to get the cockmockery you deserve… and crave.

Hello to all my extreme humiliation stroker boys! Tonight, as always, at 9pm EST, Ms Whitney and I will be joining all you stroker boys at Community Kink for an hour of small cock humiliation chat. Don’t worry if your penis isn’t tiny, we’ll find some source of inadequacy that leaves you a prime target for our special brand of femdom goddess humiliation. And even if you aren’t aroused by humiliation, then just join us for all the fun conversation… and to help us taunt and tease your fellow strokers who are small of penis, limp of dick or squirt their sissy seed far too quickly. It’s not just the size of your penis that makes you a target… it’s a combination of things, a perfect storm of Cock Mockery that leaves you hard and throbbing.

Last week’s chat went wonderfully. Ms Whitney and I had loads of fun, not just cock mocking, but enjoying lots of in room banter. And if there’s some special topic you want to bring up, feel free. We’re open minded and we are open to sexual suggestions on how to better humiliate and tease & deny you. Putting yourself into our hands… or ears, lol, you open yourself up to an entirely erotic world of sph, small penis humiliation and erotic humiliation. It’s so much fun to play with you all. Ms Whitney and I have a wonderfully southern dynamic. We both are sweet and taunting at the same time. Mean spiritedness doesn’t enter into it at all… unless we’re on a call and that’s what you’re craving. Expect instead gentle mocking and teasing. You won’t be sorry you stopped by to visit!