Yeah, you’re walking around acting like a real man, but girls like me know better. I know what a tiny little dicklet you’re packing in your pants and the world will too, soon enough. Why’s that, you ask? Well I told all my friends and they’ll tell two friends and soon everyone will know what a pathetic peenie you have! Sound familiar? I thought as much. It’s happened to you before, hasn’t it? The guys in the locker room couldn’t keep their mouth’s shut about your abysmal little dicklet. They told their girlfriends and suddenly you’re a pariah… well except when they’re all doling out small penis humiliation… you know, the very thing you deserve?

So why not embrace your extreme humiliation? Why not just go with it? The only attention women will EVER pay to your worthless worm is through the laughter it inspires. Don’t be expecting pity fucks, sympathy blowjobs or even a sad little handjob (or would that be a fingerbang?). Those situations only exist in the minds of little dicked wanker boys who think they have a chance in hell of getting some. We know you know better, now don’t we? You aren’t fit to fuck. The best you can hope for is to become a cuckold hubby to a woman who understands that little dicklets deserve a lifetime of femdom humiliation. Learn to love the feeling of cockmockery… because it’s all you’re going to get. It’s all you’ve ever gotten… and I don’t see things changing. Forget penis enlargement pills and all the quackery that entails, it’s not going to work… you’ll be wanking forever… and I for one find that hilarious.

You know you want to confess your lack of penis, so call MsLauren tonight to get the cockmockery you deserve… and crave.

Being a phone dominatrix… and admitting it to your friends, lol, often leaves you open to the strangest questions. My female friends seem enamored of the empowerment of femdom phone sex. My male friends, though? Most of them just don’t get it. Sure, they’ve all called up a girlfriend in the middle of the night for a phone booty call, but to a vanilla boy humiliation is a bad thing. That’s exactly the reason I tell them all how much I love small cock humiliation. Now I have many loves when it comes to types of calls that put me in that perfect zone. I have an extreme fondness for forced bi. I cherish my cuckold calls. I’ll even own a hankering for the kind of hardcore domination that would leave most of my vanilla friends running for the hills… but my first love has always been mocking the small of cock… and the sexually inadequate. So the next question I’m asked is, of course, why?

If you’ve read my other blogs, you’ll know I take a psychological approach to sexuality. We all imprint on certain things that give us pleasure. For some bizarre reason, my sense of humor somehow became all caught up with my sexuality. Now, not always and not to some fetishy level. But the exact moment I realized that cock mockery was the bee’s knees is as clear now as it was then. I was in high school, but never dated high school boys. There was an older guy with whom I had been flirting. He had a good job, nice car… you know, all the things women of any age go for? He was my best guy friend’s boss, so I had proximity… and I knew he was hot for me, who could blame him?

So with the stage set for seduction, my friend brought him to a party I hosted while my mom was away. I was a tad excited, thinking because he was so very masculine I’d be having a very good time when my guests left. Fast forward a few hours of illicit tequila and vodka and everyone else goes home… except me and my conquest. We were making out on the couch a bit, nothing serious… and I asked him to the bedroom with me. I took him by the hand, led him down the hall and we went straight for my bed. Then it happened. He stiffened, got embarrassed and tried to walk away. I was naturally freaking… til I saw the huge stain on his jeans… a big white cum stain…

Poor little fucker didn’t even get it out before he spewed. I told him not to worry, thinking perhaps he was overexcited and the night could be salvaged. I offered to wash his jeans while were doing more interesting things… then he took off his pants… and I couldn’t stiffle the giggles. I tried, I really did, but gawd, his penis was non existent. Being a trooper, I touched it a bit to see if perhaps he was a grower and not a shower… but as with most things, what you see is what you get. Alcohol made me mouthy, I’ll admit. I told Mr. Quick Draw McGraw exactly what I thought of his dinky dicklet and sent him home with his stained pants. Of course he was ready to go, he didn’t exactly take my peals of laughter very well. I think I made the poor wanker cry… and the small cock humiliatrix Lauren was born.

What’s your defining moment that made you enjoy cock mockery? Give me a call and tell me all about it, inquiring Laurens want to know, lol!

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Welcome to Cock Mockery! I’m Empress Lauren. This is the official blog for the Community Kink small cock humiliation chat the Empress Bailey and I host. If you’re interested in exploring small penis humiliation with us, we’ll be getting to know our callers, fans and potential humiliation victims on 9 – 10 pm every Monday night starting August 19th, 2008.

So what’s our chat all about? We’ll be exploring small penis humiliation in depth. That means we’ll be talking about other areas that evolve from the small penis humiliation fetish. But don’t think that small cock humiliation is the only type of humiliation we’ll delve into. This site is for cock mockery of all kinds. So if you’re bigger, but lack the stamina to satisfy thus rendering you sexually inadequate and deserving of extreme cock humiliation. And on top of that we’ll add a dash of tease and denial and a pinch or two of cuckolding… after all, both go hand in hand when you are cock mocked!

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