Yeah, you’re walking around acting like a real man, but girls like me know better. I know what a tiny little dicklet you’re packing in your pants and the world will too, soon enough. Why’s that, you ask? Well I told all my friends and they’ll tell two friends and soon everyone will know what a pathetic peenie you have! Sound familiar? I thought as much. It’s happened to you before, hasn’t it? The guys in the locker room couldn’t keep their mouth’s shut about your abysmal little dicklet. They told their girlfriends and suddenly you’re a pariah… well except when they’re all doling out small penis humiliation… you know, the very thing you deserve?

So why not embrace your extreme humiliation? Why not just go with it? The only attention women will EVER pay to your worthless worm is through the laughter it inspires. Don’t be expecting pity fucks, sympathy blowjobs or even a sad little handjob (or would that be a fingerbang?). Those situations only exist in the minds of little dicked wanker boys who think they have a chance in hell of getting some. We know you know better, now don’t we? You aren’t fit to fuck. The best you can hope for is to become a cuckold hubby to a woman who understands that little dicklets deserve a lifetime of femdom humiliation. Learn to love the feeling of cockmockery… because it’s all you’re going to get. It’s all you’ve ever gotten… and I don’t see things changing. Forget penis enlargement pills and all the quackery that entails, it’s not going to work… you’ll be wanking forever… and I for one find that hilarious.

You know you want to confess your lack of penis, so call MsLauren tonight to get the cockmockery you deserve… and crave.

Yeah, yeah… I’m guilty of neglecting our Cock Mockery blog… but femdom humiliation chat is still going strong every Monday night from 9 to 10 pm EST. And for those of you who know us, Ms Bailey and I might be daylight and dark… but we share one burning passion. What’s that, you ask? Cock mockery, small cock humiliation, taunting and teasing dickless wonders, the limp dicked bitches and poking fun at the sexually inadequate. Does that sound like something you dinky dicks are into? Of course it is, why else would you be here?

So I have stroker sluts asking all the time what’s the difference between us? Well, Ms Bailey’s cruel style comes from knowing intimately what a large, throbbing cock can do much more for her than the cocktail weiners you offer up for our amusement. She’s brutal in her extreme humiliation phone domination. And me, Ms Lauren? Well my style is mocking and taunting little dicked losers. While Ms Bailey is a brutal penis dominator, I’m pseudo-soothing. I love to twist your words around to leave you feeling not only sadly humiliated, but aroused and aching. Working together, we play good dom, bad dom so well you poor little fools are left wondering if you’re cumming or going… our choice of course.

So what do you get out of our oh, so different styles? Confusion, arousal, tease and denial, brutal honesty and loads and loads of uproarious laughter that leaves your shorts wet. What more could a patheticly small penised boy desire? Visit our chat tonight at Community Kink in the Special Events room from 9-10 pm EST… Cock Mockery. Doesn’t the name say it all? Visit us tonight and lets have some Cock Mocking fun… and if you want to cum? There is a penalty… Both of us enjoy forcing you to eat your spooge…. are you up for it, I know we are.

MsLauren 1-800-356-6169 & MsBailey 1-800-356-6169
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Welcome to Cock Mockery! I’m Empress Lauren. This is the official blog for the Community Kink small cock humiliation chat the Empress Bailey and I host. If you’re interested in exploring small penis humiliation with us, we’ll be getting to know our callers, fans and potential humiliation victims on 9 – 10 pm every Monday night starting August 19th, 2008.

So what’s our chat all about? We’ll be exploring small penis humiliation in depth. That means we’ll be talking about other areas that evolve from the small penis humiliation fetish. But don’t think that small cock humiliation is the only type of humiliation we’ll delve into. This site is for cock mockery of all kinds. So if you’re bigger, but lack the stamina to satisfy thus rendering you sexually inadequate and deserving of extreme cock humiliation. And on top of that we’ll add a dash of tease and denial and a pinch or two of cuckolding… after all, both go hand in hand when you are cock mocked!

So join us for small cock humiliation chat tomorrow night! And if you want to talk to us before, you can reach us both at 1-800-356-6169.

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