Feeling the need to be taken down a peg or two tonight, little man? Ms Whitney and me, Ms Lauren will be hosting our Cock Mockery chat tonight live at Community Kink. Join us from 9pm until 10pm EST. We’re in the Special Events room, if you can’t find it, sign into chat and then look for the Roam bar at the top of the chat window. Click Roam, then double click on the Special Events to join us for a humiliating hour of fun. What do we mock at Cock Mockery? What does it mean? Well, we take great pleasure in mocking cocks for a variety of reasons.

It’s not just those small cock humiliation sluts who need to be taunted… it’s the limp of dick for whom Viagra was an unfulfilled promise. Cock mockery is for those big dicks that never quite get hard enough… or even take too long to cum leaving their partner wishing she could shoot him, lol. And of course, there are those boys who cum all over themselves the very second their skeered wittle dickie gets near pussy… or even thinks it going to get laid. What an ironic form of self sabotage, lol!

No matter how much a man you are, you were cursed with that dangling piece of flesh flopping between your legs. I the sight of the biggest cock isn’t funny enough… well the dinky dicklets are even more so. The smaller the cock, the more humiliation phone sex the little dicked bitch craves. No matter how many times the premature ejaculator fails to looks of pity and pissed off. Well, cock mockery has something for each and every one of you. Come join us and let’s have an hour of cock mocking fun!

Yeah, you’re walking around acting like a real man, but girls like me know better. I know what a tiny little dicklet you’re packing in your pants and the world will too, soon enough. Why’s that, you ask? Well I told all my friends and they’ll tell two friends and soon everyone will know what a pathetic peenie you have! Sound familiar? I thought as much. It’s happened to you before, hasn’t it? The guys in the locker room couldn’t keep their mouth’s shut about your abysmal little dicklet. They told their girlfriends and suddenly you’re a pariah… well except when they’re all doling out small penis humiliation… you know, the very thing you deserve?

So why not embrace your extreme humiliation? Why not just go with it? The only attention women will EVER pay to your worthless worm is through the laughter it inspires. Don’t be expecting pity fucks, sympathy blowjobs or even a sad little handjob (or would that be a fingerbang?). Those situations only exist in the minds of little dicked wanker boys who think they have a chance in hell of getting some. We know you know better, now don’t we? You aren’t fit to fuck. The best you can hope for is to become a cuckold hubby to a woman who understands that little dicklets deserve a lifetime of femdom humiliation. Learn to love the feeling of cockmockery… because it’s all you’re going to get. It’s all you’ve ever gotten… and I don’t see things changing. Forget penis enlargement pills and all the quackery that entails, it’s not going to work… you’ll be wanking forever… and I for one find that hilarious.

You know you want to confess your lack of penis, so call MsLauren tonight to get the cockmockery you deserve… and crave.

Hello to all my extreme humiliation stroker boys! Tonight, as always, at 9pm EST, Ms Whitney and I will be joining all you stroker boys at Community Kink for an hour of small cock humiliation chat. Don’t worry if your penis isn’t tiny, we’ll find some source of inadequacy that leaves you a prime target for our special brand of femdom goddess humiliation. And even if you aren’t aroused by humiliation, then just join us for all the fun conversation… and to help us taunt and tease your fellow strokers who are small of penis, limp of dick or squirt their sissy seed far too quickly. It’s not just the size of your penis that makes you a target… it’s a combination of things, a perfect storm of Cock Mockery that leaves you hard and throbbing.

Last week’s chat went wonderfully. Ms Whitney and I had loads of fun, not just cock mocking, but enjoying lots of in room banter. And if there’s some special topic you want to bring up, feel free. We’re open minded and we are open to sexual suggestions on how to better humiliate and tease & deny you. Putting yourself into our hands… or ears, lol, you open yourself up to an entirely erotic world of sph, small penis humiliation and erotic humiliation. It’s so much fun to play with you all. Ms Whitney and I have a wonderfully southern dynamic. We both are sweet and taunting at the same time. Mean spiritedness doesn’t enter into it at all… unless we’re on a call and that’s what you’re craving. Expect instead gentle mocking and teasing. You won’t be sorry you stopped by to visit!

I’m changing out the look of the Cock Mockery site in the weeks to come. Would have already, but my poor Vaio ate a power cable and I’m in the process of recharging it now. All my graphics and web design proggies are on there and this Gateway? Well, it could have made a cameo on Jurassic Park it’s such a dinosaur. Anyway, important thing is this… Ms Bailey is super busy with her new classes, so we’ve chosen Ms Whitney, kinky storyteller or renown,  to take her place mocking your pathetic dicklets. I’m sure you won’t mind. Ms Whitney’s a lot like me, taunting, mocking and teasing in that soft, gentle way that makes it so much more sadistic and playful… and that much more painful for a pussy boi like you! What more could a small cock humiliation afficando wish for?

So what would you penilely challenged like to talk about tonight? Maybe you’re not too small, but it doesn’t get hard enough to do the job? Or maybe you get it in, pump a few times and lose all rigidity? Or maybe the limp little loser won’t rise to the occasion at all… or maybe it rises in inappropriate situations… like when you’re around other hard, masculine men? There’s a million and one reasons for cock mockery. Sexual inadequacy, lack of length, lack of girth, too soft, too easy to excite… you know, one of those that cums when the wind blows? There’s a myriad of material Ms Whitney and I can use to mock your cocks… are you man enough to place your shame on the line and share your worthless dick stories? I sure hope so, because we’ll be live tonight in the Special Events room at Community Kink to mock your pathetic penis to distraction. Remember, 9-10 pm EST. Let’s have some fun boys… I know Ms Whitney and I will!

Ms. Lauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
Forced Bi Mistress, Cock Mocked… and My Femdom Blog

Being a phone dominatrix… and admitting it to your friends, lol, often leaves you open to the strangest questions. My female friends seem enamored of the empowerment of femdom phone sex. My male friends, though? Most of them just don’t get it. Sure, they’ve all called up a girlfriend in the middle of the night for a phone booty call, but to a vanilla boy humiliation is a bad thing. That’s exactly the reason I tell them all how much I love small cock humiliation. Now I have many loves when it comes to types of calls that put me in that perfect zone. I have an extreme fondness for forced bi. I cherish my cuckold calls. I’ll even own a hankering for the kind of hardcore domination that would leave most of my vanilla friends running for the hills… but my first love has always been mocking the small of cock… and the sexually inadequate. So the next question I’m asked is, of course, why?

If you’ve read my other blogs, you’ll know I take a psychological approach to sexuality. We all imprint on certain things that give us pleasure. For some bizarre reason, my sense of humor somehow became all caught up with my sexuality. Now, not always and not to some fetishy level. But the exact moment I realized that cock mockery was the bee’s knees is as clear now as it was then. I was in high school, but never dated high school boys. There was an older guy with whom I had been flirting. He had a good job, nice car… you know, all the things women of any age go for? He was my best guy friend’s boss, so I had proximity… and I knew he was hot for me, who could blame him?

So with the stage set for seduction, my friend brought him to a party I hosted while my mom was away. I was a tad excited, thinking because he was so very masculine I’d be having a very good time when my guests left. Fast forward a few hours of illicit tequila and vodka and everyone else goes home… except me and my conquest. We were making out on the couch a bit, nothing serious… and I asked him to the bedroom with me. I took him by the hand, led him down the hall and we went straight for my bed. Then it happened. He stiffened, got embarrassed and tried to walk away. I was naturally freaking… til I saw the huge stain on his jeans… a big white cum stain…

Poor little fucker didn’t even get it out before he spewed. I told him not to worry, thinking perhaps he was overexcited and the night could be salvaged. I offered to wash his jeans while were doing more interesting things… then he took off his pants… and I couldn’t stiffle the giggles. I tried, I really did, but gawd, his penis was non existent. Being a trooper, I touched it a bit to see if perhaps he was a grower and not a shower… but as with most things, what you see is what you get. Alcohol made me mouthy, I’ll admit. I told Mr. Quick Draw McGraw exactly what I thought of his dinky dicklet and sent him home with his stained pants. Of course he was ready to go, he didn’t exactly take my peals of laughter very well. I think I made the poor wanker cry… and the small cock humiliatrix Lauren was born.

What’s your defining moment that made you enjoy cock mockery? Give me a call and tell me all about it, inquiring Laurens want to know, lol!

Ms.Lauren
1-800-356-6169
Ms.Lauren’s Fem Dom Blog
Forced Bi Mistress

Yeah, yeah… I’m guilty of neglecting our Cock Mockery blog… but femdom humiliation chat is still going strong every Monday night from 9 to 10 pm EST. And for those of you who know us, Ms Bailey and I might be daylight and dark… but we share one burning passion. What’s that, you ask? Cock mockery, small cock humiliation, taunting and teasing dickless wonders, the limp dicked bitches and poking fun at the sexually inadequate. Does that sound like something you dinky dicks are into? Of course it is, why else would you be here?

So I have stroker sluts asking all the time what’s the difference between us? Well, Ms Bailey’s cruel style comes from knowing intimately what a large, throbbing cock can do much more for her than the cocktail weiners you offer up for our amusement. She’s brutal in her extreme humiliation phone domination. And me, Ms Lauren? Well my style is mocking and taunting little dicked losers. While Ms Bailey is a brutal penis dominator, I’m pseudo-soothing. I love to twist your words around to leave you feeling not only sadly humiliated, but aroused and aching. Working together, we play good dom, bad dom so well you poor little fools are left wondering if you’re cumming or going… our choice of course.

So what do you get out of our oh, so different styles? Confusion, arousal, tease and denial, brutal honesty and loads and loads of uproarious laughter that leaves your shorts wet. What more could a patheticly small penised boy desire? Visit our chat tonight at Community Kink in the Special Events room from 9-10 pm EST… Cock Mockery. Doesn’t the name say it all? Visit us tonight and lets have some Cock Mocking fun… and if you want to cum? There is a penalty… Both of us enjoy forcing you to eat your spooge…. are you up for it, I know we are.

MsLauren 1-800-356-6169 & MsBailey 1-800-356-6169
Call After the Chat to Speak with the Both Of Us!

Welcome to Cock Mockery! I’m Empress Lauren. This is the official blog for the Community Kink small cock humiliation chat the Empress Bailey and I host. If you’re interested in exploring small penis humiliation with us, we’ll be getting to know our callers, fans and potential humiliation victims on 9 – 10 pm every Monday night starting August 19th, 2008.

So what’s our chat all about? We’ll be exploring small penis humiliation in depth. That means we’ll be talking about other areas that evolve from the small penis humiliation fetish. But don’t think that small cock humiliation is the only type of humiliation we’ll delve into. This site is for cock mockery of all kinds. So if you’re bigger, but lack the stamina to satisfy thus rendering you sexually inadequate and deserving of extreme cock humiliation. And on top of that we’ll add a dash of tease and denial and a pinch or two of cuckolding… after all, both go hand in hand when you are cock mocked!

So join us for small cock humiliation chat tomorrow night! And if you want to talk to us before, you can reach us both at 1-800-356-6169.

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