Last night, Ms Whitney and I had a blast poking fun at the collective penii of our chatters at Community Kink. While we enjoy small penis humiliation most of all, there’s so many other ways we can taunt your tiny tallywhacker! Maybe you’re large enough, maybe it’s even above average in size. But your problem is something much deeper than mere appearances. Some cocks don’t inflate properly, especially the bigger ones. Do you have erectile dysfunction? That’s such a funny phrase! Why don’t they just call it limp dick syndrome (LDS). I imagine it’s much more frustrating than having a dinky dick. Ladies see it, think they’ve hit the jackpot… then you’re such a lousy lay you can’t even bring it to attention. She works and works to make it rise and leaves your bed feeling like she did something wrong. You should always tell her it’s you, that you aren’t capable of pleasuring a woman.
Along with LDS, another common problem is premature ejaculation. I call this Quick Draw McGraw disease. It’s when you can’t get it in a warm, wet, inviting pussy because it shoots the very second you take it out of your pants. I talked with one such disabled dick the other day… I even gave him a new nickname. Since he couldn’t get it out of his pants before it spooged all over, I named him “wetspot”. It seemed appropriate and since he’s had this problem his entire sexual career, I don’t see him finding a cure anytime soon! I could feel the extreme humiliation rolling off him as he told me his story!
What’s your sexual dysfunction? Does it make you hard when beautiful women laugh at you and taunt you for your inadequacy? Ms Whitney and I are ready, willing and more than capable of making a little dicked stroker boy cry. So call tonight for a phone sex humiliation session.
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